Archive for November, 2008

November 26th, 2008 – NO CRAFTS! Happy Thanksgiving!

November 26, 2008

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This Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 it’s the AKBAR PRE-THANKSGIVING DANCE PARTY!!!
CraftNight will continue its regular programming on December 3rd, 2008

THANK YOU VERY MUCH:
1.) For AKBAR, the neighborhood oasis, the Sunset & Fountain haven where you can drink to trouble, talk about everyone else’s troubles, or make NEW trouble! The Akbar family network of friends and personnel makes CraftNight tick, from Ms. Mike Glass’s expert spinning and craft-tastic assistance week after week, Terry’s door-jammin’ hunkiness and help, Mikey, Stefan and Sophie pulling cocktails, Jeffrey, Ruth, David, Peter and Scott, and everyone else it’s a true miracle dream to call Akbar home.

2.) The KITCHEN! Oh hey, get yourself some macaroni and cheese from the kitchen! Winter goodness at its best! Of course, you can’t beat the chicken noodle soup either, oh jeez, just get in there, you’ll see what I mean! Thanks to Dave, Rochelle, kitchen staff, and of course, the Owner from Handsome, USA: Fred!

3.) For CRAFTERS! Because what’s CraftNight without you coming in and making stuff with us? We’d kist be gluing googly eyes to our foreheads and blathering nonsense all night! Thank you for those of you who have been coming in for the last 6 years since CraftNight’s inception, for those of you who jump in and start crafting before you even knew you sat down, for fearless and shy crafters, early and late crafters, crafters who might not always come to CraftNight… but who always read the bulletins!

4.) For CRAFT LIEUTENANTS! You guys keep the fire burning bright with your tireless efforts and generosity! And special thanks for those who have made craft supply donations, or whoever that troublemaker is that puts 20 dollars(!!!) in the donation skull from time to time, for those who send photos of CraftNight events, who bring in odd geegaws for crafting, for those of you who help me set up at the beginning of the evening and/or help me clean at the end of the night, thank you for your time and kindness, it’s a pleasure to have you.

5.) For THANKSGIVING! Because though it has totally bunkus roots in the historical sense (a robust nationwide feigned ignorance regarding nasty real-estate squabbles, pestilence, back-stabbing, muskets, dorky hats with buckles on them, maize…) it has another set of themes that endure year after year: togetherness, appreciation for the harvest and the theme of gratitude in general.

6.) For OBAMA!

7.) For everyone who worked hard to make a difference on NO on 8! Hey, remember prop 22? Though prop 8 passed, we’ve made so much more progress and made so many more people aware of gay rights! It’s only a matter of time, we’ll get there, let’s keep working!

8.) The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! REALLY REALLY BIG BALLOONS!

Okay then, I’m sure there’s so much more to be thankful for, make your list today!
If you don’t have any plans on Thanksgiving, take a peek at Gobble Gobble GIVE! Go schlep food to those in need, you’ll be better for it!

See you next week at the Craft Table!
Food, fun, family, friends, festivities,
JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Website

Akbar’s Website

November 19th, 2008 – HAND TURKEYS!

November 19, 2008

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This Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 from 9pm ’til midnight at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
Project: HAND TURKEYS
$2 processing fee, please

Fact #1 – Your hands are your chief organs for physically manipulating your environment.
Fact # 2 – Wild turkeys are brightly-plumed cunning birds of flight.
Fact #3 – A hand turkey is a drawing of a turkey made by tracing your hand, typically using the thumb to represent the turkey’s head, and the fingers for feathers.

Grab your meat hooks and some construction paper, and take part in CraftNight’s Annual Autumn Tradition: THE GRAND AMERICAN HAND TURKEY.
Modify your turkey to suit chosen themes, personalities, moods!
Make a sparkly turkey, a robot turkey, a turkey in roller skates, a turkey that looks more like a lame duck, a pack of turkeys, a mini-turkey, a maxi-turkey… make any kind of turkey you want!

And then send it!
Send it to a friend, send it to an enemy!
Put it in a care package or place it on someone’s windshield, knock on someone’s door and run and hide, and make sure a hand turkey is taped to their doorway!

And speaking of turkeys, I designed a Thanksgiving card for Panorama Press that you can view right HERE!

AND, you can also view my Xmas design HERE!

Ye Olde CraftNighte Christmas Faire happens during December CraftNights 10th and 17th, if you want to sell your wares, contact me! Wooo!

See you at the Craft Table!
JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Site

Akbar’s Site

Nov 12th, 2008 Craft GRAB BAG

November 12, 2008

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This Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 from 9pm to midnight at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!

Project: CraftNight GRAB BAG!

$2 processing fee, please.

Prices from 1981, projects from the future, CraftNight is the KEY to your good times! In all honesty, I’ve been doing CraftNight for 6 years now, which seems like complete fiction, but it’s not, it’s real. And you know what is really real? The MOUNTAINS of leftover crafts from all the projects I’ve devised from the last 6 years. The house fairly teeters with the beguiling flotsam and jetsam of glorious CraftNights past. So I’ve decided to make little mystery bags, little craft kits where you’ll just have to take a gamble and see what your project for the night just might be, and I guarantee that whatever you get will be experimental and begging for your vision.

And, just so you know, I’ve updated the CraftNight website, so you can go see what kind of projects are in the near future, as we start up the end of the year.

Also, the “Ye Olde CraftNighte Crafte Faire” is coming up, December 10th and 17th, so if you want to be a vendor and sell things, contact me.

Okay then, see you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

Akbar’s Website

CraftNight’s Website

November 5th, 2008 – Guy Fawkes Craft!

November 3, 2008

This Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 from 9pm till midnight at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
Project: Guy Fawkes Day Craft!
(And Happy Birthday Cristin Pescosolido! Wooo!)
$2 processing fee please

Remember Remember the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot!

Ah, Guy Fawkes, caught red-handed in 1605, and now the foiled fellow gets effigies of himself burned to a crisp year after year like a baked potato forever more.

If you want to find out more about Guy Fawkes, by all means, check it out!
But rest assured, in the United Kingdom, people are going to be munching on bonfire toffee and ginger cakes, enjoying pyrotechnic displays, causing a ruckus and lighting things on fire… and we’re going to join them in spirit by making a Guy Fawkes craft at Akbar!
I’ve designed a little “Guy Fawkes” doll for you to make, it involves coloring, cutting and gluing. And if you want to make some other kind of doll, go right ahead, just don’t light it on fire inside the bar!

And Now for the Political Segment
Our country has been given the short end of the stick for 8 years.
We’ve got 36 hours to try and help make a change. Have those difficult conversations with relatives and friends, make sure they know what is at stake, make sure they know all the facts, hand stuff out, stand on street corners with signs, make calls, etc.
Do what you can to make a difference, you’ll be glad you did. Here are three opportunities:

The Obama campaign has organized a phone bank near you to call voters in swing states. Volunteer here.

Volunteer for Election Visibility for NO on 8

Volunteer for Phone Banking for NO on 4

The day after elections, I hope we’ll be in good spirits.
Come in to CraftNight and get a hug either way.

See you at the Craft Table!
JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Site

Akbar’s Site